This is easy. Ready?
Win yo’self a wafflemaker from a holiday white elephant gift exchange.
Get yo’self some Trader Joe’s pancake and waffle mix.
Nuke yo’self some ready cooked bacon from Costco.
Throw yo’self 2 cups of apples, 1 tbsp of sugar, a sprinkling of cinnamon, 1 tsp of vanilla extract, 1 tbsp of cornstarch mixed in with 1/4 cup of water, 1 tbsp of butter, and a pinch of salt into a pan. Cook it on down.
Leave those waffles in the wafflemaker until they are Filipino.
That’s golden brown and delicious. Noobs.
Eat yo’self some breakfast for dinner.